Nobody goes to heaven
So, this guy dies and finds himself in the afterlife. As he’s getting his bearings, a couple of angels appear and start dragging him somewhere. Confused and a bit alarmed, he asks, “Where are you taking me?”
One of the angels replies, “To hell, of course.”
He panics. “What? Hell? But why? What did I do? Why can’t I go to heaven?”
The angels chuckle. “Nobody goes to heaven,” they say with a mischievous grin.
Shocked, he asks, “Why not?”
With a knowing smirk, one of the angels says, “Because it’s not possible.”
His eyes widen. “Not possible? What do you mean?”
The angel leans in and replies, “You were just there. Earthly life was heaven, and now you’ve reached your final destination.”
Jokers by Mahmud.