All the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday party

Student: Sir, can I ask a question?

Teacher: Go ahead.

Student: How do you fit an elephant into a refrigerator?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Student: Well, first you open the refrigerator, then you put the elephant in, and then you close the door.

Teacher: That’s not funny.

Student: I thought it was.

Teacher: Okay, fine. How do you fit a donkey into a refrigerator?

Student: That’s easy. You just take the elephant out first.

Teacher: (sighs) I see what you did there.

Student: I have one more question. Why couldn’t the donkey go to the lion’s birthday party?

Teacher: I don’t know. Why couldn’t he?

Student: Because he was in the refrigerator.

Teacher: (groans) That’s enough.

Student: Just one more question. How do you cross a river full of crocodiles?

Teacher: I don’t know. How do you?

Student: You swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday party.

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